Amanda says, "I'm smiling at the terrible joke you're about to read."
Shaun says, "I'm daydreaming about shaking hands with a man made of dumplings."
Fish Market
Amanda says, "I just ate a bunch of fish intestines. From now on I stick to sashimi."
Shaun says, "Five dollars is a fine price for six fish that look like they were scraped from a dungeon floor."
First Pancake Breakfast of the Year
Amanda says, "It looks like I'm in our bedroom, but I'm enjoying our kitchen, living room and bedroom." Shaun says, "Welcome to the rest of the apartment. We only have one knife."
Gangnam Media Pole
Shaun says,"Photos should be approached with smiles." Amanda says, "That bitch just walked in front of our camera, and didn't ruin the photo. I'm ruining it."
Bulgarian Restaurant
Amanda says, " In 40 minutes I will conclude that the bean salad tastes like something from McDonalds--deeeelicious."
Shaun says, "In 1 hour and 40 minutes I will have an underwear accident."
Ewha Women's University
Amanda says,"Ooop! There I am."
Shaun says,"I'm running like a banana free of its peel!"
