Insadong

Amanda says, "Serenity now."

Shaun says, "Instruments of brass torment me!" 

Riding the Rails

Amanda says, "I'm smiling at the terrible joke you're about to read."

Shaun says, "I'm daydreaming about shaking hands with a man made of dumplings."

Fish Market

Amanda says, "I just ate a bunch of fish intestines. From now on I stick to sashimi." 

Shaun says, "Five dollars is a fine price for six fish that look like they were scraped from a dungeon floor."

 First Pancake Breakfast of the Year

Amanda says, "It looks like I'm in our bedroom, but I'm enjoying our kitchen, living room and bedroom." 
Shaun says, "Welcome to the rest of the apartment. We only have one knife."

Gangnam Media Pole

Shaun says, "Photos should be approached with smiles."
Amanda says, "That bitch just walked in front of our camera, and didn't ruin the photo. I'm ruining it."

Bulgarian Restaurant

Amanda says, " In 40 minutes I will conclude that the bean salad tastes like something from McDonalds--deeeelicious."

Shaun says, "In 1 hour and 40 minutes I will have an underwear accident."

Ewha Women's University

Amanda says, "Ooop! There I am."

Shaun says, "I'm running like a banana free of its peel!" 

In Front of a Wall - Before and After Haircuts

Amanda says, "From crooked bangs to crooked bangs! It's true."

Shaun says, "From junkie man to baseball coach." 

Gwacheon Mountain

Amanda says, "THAT'S IT?!"

Shaun says, "I come here to reflect upon this nation and all of the devastating garlic farts it will bring."

Haeundae Beach

Amanda says, "Hey, this mermaid looks more like a weiner."

Shaun says, "These balls are very sexy."

Shinsegae Spaland

Amanda & Shaun say, "On the topic of weiners, Shaun saw many today." 

Noribong

Amanda says, "You know Dasher and Dancer and Comet and Blitzen..."

Shaun says, "Man, I feel like a woman!"

Highway to Costco

Amanda says, "We walk everywhere in this damn city."

Shaun says, "Cowabunga, dude!"

Gyeongu Hotel

Amanda says, "I love love."

Shaun says, "Amanda's full of shit."

At Home

Amanda says, "Soon I will leave our only cups on a stoop somewhere, 
forcing us to drink straight from the shower head for the rest of our stay." 

Shaun says, "That's a spicy banana."

Gyeongbokgung Palace

Amanda says, "The guards have taped-on beards and Koreans have no beards."

Shaun says, "I'm not actually sitting. I have powerful legs that allow me 
to relax while squatting at a 90 degree angle. 

All You Can Eat Steak (Mercado Restaurant)

Amanda says, "Hey, it's Big Head and Pea Brain."                                                Shaun says, "Please stop asking the servers to cut your meat for you."  

 

Stairway to Heaven

Amanda says, "Shaun's making me take this picture."

Shaun says, "I fully endorse this photo shoot."

At Costco

Amanda says, "Whistle, whistle, whistle..."

Shaun says, "That Medusa in the stripes just cut me off and refused to look me in my wise."

At the Races

Amanda says, "All this smog makes it difficult to breathe ."

Shaun says, "My horsey man fell off and died but I continue to smile and toast him."

On the Sidewalk

Amanda says, "I am directly beside the freeway."                                           Shaun says, "I am in a low resolution photograph."